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Husband: Benjamin<3
#1 Wife!: Jasmyne
The one I wanna marry: incaseyoumissme
Boyfriend: José
Girlfriend: Janel
Girlfriend: Sofia
Long Distance Girlfriend: hellacoolstorywhore
Mistress: Tara
Italian Mistress: scarletsunsets
Tumblr Soulmate: jaywalt
Sexxay Biatcch: getatmoi
Sexy Stripper Hired for Birthday Parties: you-could
Sexy Beast: thestorybehindhersmile
Sex Kitten: ohemerz
Male Lover: Jin
Female Lover: Angie
Tumblr Secret Admirer: legittbabe
Long lost lover reincarnated into you third cousin twice removed’s body: itsjustaflickeroflife
Manwhore: youkilledthelove
Crush: Jaz
Damsel in Distress: srslytouche
Promo whore: therearenopenguinsinalaska
Slut: Aryanna
Vintage Hoe: jurrassicpterodactyl-xo
Sorority sister: Faith
Lovely: Nayara
Daughter: Nazwynn
Daughter: Agustina
Daughter: Ana
Imaginary Best Friend: vintage-fashion
BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD: unlimitedd
Planking Buddy: 3queenox
Skinny-Dipping Buddy: loveandpalmtrees
Dildo Buddy: ohemerz
Gay Best Friend: jeffreydutch
Sister’s Best Friend: boys-and-mascara-always-run
Friend from Jupiter: shannaaanicole
Argentinian friend who’s dating Zayn Malik: mafoo-my-passion
Tumblr Friend: Zoe
Turkish Neighbor: pinkidea
Mother: Anne
Godmother: Maria
Grandfather: Julie
Big sister: jaded-love
Younger sister: Alice
Younger sister: jennymaybello
Younger sister: Valerie
Younger sister: foreverfireworks
Younger sister: lookupthefireworks
Younger sister: g-marie
Younger sister: kaliskye32
Baby sister: shirlovesyou
Half-Sister: Christine
Long Lost Identical Twin Sister: chicagocouture
Wasian Sister: chicbeauty
Older Brother: Joshua
Younger Brother: your-doctor-of-the-love
Crazy Aunt: itswritteninstars
Uncle: Sydney
Creepy Uncle: somethingsjustcantwait
Cousin: Abygaelle
Cousin: Tiffany
Cousin: Elaine
Cousin: ohlovemedance
Cousin: colorslikeheaven
Cousin: Jerrielle
Cousin: g0rgeously
Cutest Little Cousin: fashion-loverr
Third-Cousin-Twice Removed: rosedrops-and-lemoncholy
Nieces Cousins Daughter Twice Removed Eight Times: Ashley
Niece in Law: dearniallhoran-getinmybed
Uncle’s Wife’s Cousin’s Girlfriend’s Mom’s Auntie’s Aaughter-in-Law, on Dad’s Side: shaylumblr
Long Lost Black Cousin: Markesh
Long Lost Canadian Cousin: Alexandra
Cousin-whom-you-met-at-new-years-eve-and-never-seen-again: Tonic
The-cousin-you-see-every-crisp-Sunday-morning-for-breakfast-at-Tiffany’s: Juliette
Cousin from Narnia: Kelly
Gay friend: Ryan
Lesbian friend: Meghan
God: Ira
Fairy Godmother: Emma
Spirit Guide: Celynn Claire
Dreamer: feelings-and-pictures
Pink Bag of Fairy Dust: dreamythings
Tooth fairy: Shanya
Cute Little Fairy: littlefrenchprincess
Tumblr Cutie: summer-couture
Guardian Angel: ech0esofsilence
Guardian Angel Two: infinitejourneys
Lucky Charm: behindmyshyness
French Correspondent: Clem
Family Dentist: Genesis
House Elf: hidemysoulinahorcrux
THE BEST EVER: mbeee36
Scrumptious bloody Vampiress: Keiana
Pokemon trainer: Grant
Fairly Odd Parent: Alex
My Conscience: 5th-avenue-glam
The Patrick to my Spongebob: turnapage-imabookhalfunread
Gary the Snail: footprints-left-in-the-sand
Red Power Ranger: Luke
PedoBear: Kenny
Drug Dealer: stopdwellingonthepast
Tree: Lucy
The Mexican Girl that Mows My Lawn: harrrmonica
That Gay English dude who asked for a promo in the ask box: Alex
The gay hairdresser I trade all the juicy gossip with: getlostgabe
Stylist: missmarchesa
The girl who everyone wants but she never knew: feminityandsimplicity
Nebula: Michelle
Tomato: ihearttu
Carrot: doitamazingly
Tumblr Princess: RJ
Queen of Fashion: penandpaperislove
Barbie: Becca
Mermaid: themythicalworld
Lezbroski: wh0rerid3scape
Family Klutz: rapplesauce
Dragon Kid: thisismeandyou
Hockey Player: fashionismyeternalpassion
The girl that makes all the crazy, funny faces: nicole-leigh
The creepy doll that stands in the corner: isimplylivelife
Hobo picked up on the street: laurenmckinley
The brocolli that I left on my plate when I were younger thats now come back to haunt me: iwanttowishallmysecretsaway
The guy that’s always horny even though he doesn’t have a ten inch dick: ethanprice
Blue-guitar playing snuggly bunny with Taylor Swift hair: neverforgetting
Animals:
Tumblr turtle: missabigaily
Pet turtle: Angela
Fluffy turtle: pandaturtle-love
THE turtle: precisi0n
MY turtle: growlingturtles
Pink fluffy unicorn: Victoria
Rainbow Sparkling Singing Unicorn: thatkidyousortaknow
Neon orange unicorn that wants to grow up to be like me when she’s older: mindwarped69
Purple Koala: gabratt
Coral Reef: magicmayhem
Magical Flying Pink Pegasus: Adeena
Flying Unicorn: hidden-color
Unicorn: Leigha
Unicorn: Amerra
Unicorn-sister: -stylechick-
My Little Pony: emibla
Bunny: jessicalways
Lucky Bunny: beauteofhearts
Purple Plush Bunny: where-road-meets-sun
Fat Orange Cat: tobleronesftstarbucks
Tumblr Cat: cunderfunt
Cat: Grace
Hello Kitty: coolcutestylish
Dog: Chelsea
Goldfish: Niamh
Goldfish: inesprimibile
Fish: boldasgold
Fish: kickasskayla
Kitty Fish: what-it-means-to-be-alive
Duckie: uponawish
Bird: Zayda
Llama: Emma
Llama: Vikie
Fluffy panda bear: Jamie
Panda bear: Nea
The Panda that always falls off of everything: theprettylittleblogger
Domo: pricetopay
Pikachu: Riley
Vaporeon: Samantha
Mudkip: Larissa
Eevee: gneeev
Hamster: Danielle
Teddy Bear: Bia
Long Lost Teddy Bear: pinkberrymary
Zebra: fuckkyeahhsarahh
Baby Zebra: xofashionislove
Pink zebra: Gabby
Platypus: Niki
Picture taking platypus: youvegotthekeytome
Purple duck: Sarah
Teal stripped Otter: Kaitlyn
Giraffe: Cait
Raccoon: kelseyrainisasian
Kitten: Layla
Overweight Unicorn: when-rose-awakes
Penguin: Brandon
Pink Polka-Dotted Penguin: withacherrieontop
Purple Leopard: Jami
Rainbow Glitter Cat: g0lden-rain
Beavecoon: -aloha
Purple Hamster: Erika
Squirrel: Katharine
Baby Sloth: eclipsingchaos
Polar Bear: Sophie
Panda Bear: Liz
Baby Panda: whispering-sands
Flying Pig: Sadie
Dinosaur: i-amwhat-iam
Owl: havemusicinyourlife
Monkey Butler: nikesaysjustdoitsoiwill
Purple Spider-Monkey: ninamars
Blue Poison Dart Frog: ninetyninewishes
Fabulous Frog: lavender-tulip
Narwhal: coveryour-eyes
The dog my parents told me went to live on a farm when really he got hit by a tractor and salvaged to cave men: Grant
The narwhal that lives in my bathtub and barks at the new people that come inside my house and eats jello: acciorubeushagrid
Rainbow colored flying unicorn that is disguised as a horse: sookeepholdingon
If you want to be something other than listed, just ask! Be creative. ;D
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